If this was the internet age, I would totally be a gangster with a bad-ass assault rifle.
A game whose title is also an example of play.
You play the first generation of kids born to human colonists on GJ 667Cc. Life is super-boring. To pass the time, you imagine how much cooler life would have been if you had been born 2000 years ago, during the internet age.
Everyone takes turns reminiscing about the internet age, except when they fail to take turns, or fail to talk about the internet age. Prizes go to:
Saddest present-day life
Most hilarious historical error.